Job

 Main last 2 yrs se job nahi kar rah hu. MBA hone ke baad bhi mujhe job nahi mil rahi hi kyuki mere nature bahut introvert type hi. Jab main job karta tha toh apni wife ko job nahi karne deta th. Aaj main ghar mein baithe baithe apne purane dino ko yaad kar raha tha. Tabhi door bell baji, Geeta hamari maid ayi thi ghar ka kaam karne ke liye. 

In Past.....Mera naam manoj hi or main apni wife Kiran ke sath delhi mein rehta hu. Hamare ghar ke pass mein kiran ki mummy papa bhi rehte hi. Main Religare investment solution mein as RM job karta tha. Mera kaam tha logo ko demat open karaane ke sath sathe investment opportunity ke bare mein bhi batana tha. Kyuki college se placement hua tha toh mera package bhi bahut acha tha. Wahi kiran ka placement Sunsilk mein hua tha as marketing head. Hum dono ki job achi chal rahi thi. Maine apne paise se noida DLF mein ek 2BHK flat with servant room book kar diya tha. Kiran ka marketing ki job hone ki wajah se, uske aye din parties hoti rehti thi. Kiran bhi un parties mein drink karti thi. Even uski party dresses bhi bahut low cut or botton se thoda oper hoti thi. Main usko hamesha scold karta tha ki tum married ho tumhe aise kapde sobha nahi dete hi. Uski mummy papa se bhi uski complaint karta tha. Dhire dhire uske woh Sare kapde pehen chor diya or ab sirf saree and salwar suit pehnti thi. Kuch din phele se uske mummy daddy ki death ho gayi plane crash mein. Ab ghar mein ek bada bhai or bhabhi hi. 

In 2008, jab Lehman brother ki wajah se stock market crash huya usme bahut se logo ka paisa bhi chala gaya. Maine bhi bahut sare logo ka investment karaaya tha. Woh sab chala gya. Ush wajah se company ne mujhe job se nikal diya. Maine jab ye baar kiran ko batai toh woh boli paresan mat ho jaldi new job mil jayegi. Tab tak meri salary se ghar chal jayega. Mere pass bhi kuch saving thi. Depression ki wajah se maine drink karna start kar duga or jaldi hi meri saving finish ho gayi lekin jo  nahi mili. Ek din DLF se letter aya ki woh ghar allot kar rahe hi mujhe. Waise ghar Maine kiran ke naam se liya tha or puri Payment kar di thi. Maine kiran ko bataya, woh boli achi baat hi. Maine kaha hum ush ghar ko sale kar dete hi jo paise milege usse kuch business start kar lege. Kiran boli dekho market ki halat kharab hi or hum yaha rent de rahe hi usse acha toh apne ghar mein kam se kam  rent nahi lagega toh hum shift ho jate hi. Jaldi hi hum new ghar mein shift ho gaye. Ab problem ye thi ke Kiran ka office Gurgaon mein tha or hamara ghar noida mein. Ish wajah se usko travel time bahut lagta tha. Toh usne ghar ke kaam ke liye or khana banane ke liye ek maid hire kar li. Jo morning mein ati thi or breakfast or lunch banati thi. Evening ka khana kiran khud se banati thi. Abhi problem mere liye thi kyuki Kiran mujhe ghar kharach ke liye 15k rupes deti thi. Jismein Sare bills and grocery mujhe lana hota tha. Mere pass koi bhi paisa nahi bactha tha. Jis wajah se mere pass beer peene ke bhi paise nahi hote the. Maine 1-2 bar Kiran se paise mage beer ke liye lekin usne diye nahi. Ab mein pura din job hunting mein spend karta tha laptop pe. Kabhi kabhi interview bhi hota tha lekin 2 yrs mein koi success nahi mili. 

Current, Geeta ghar ki safai karke ja chuki thi or 5:30pm ho gaye the toh main kitchen mein chai banane chala gya tha. Thodi der mein door bell baji, main samjh gaya Kiran ayi hogi. Maine doot open kiya or woh under as gayi, uske hath main bigbazaar ka bag tha. Main samjh gaya sayad shopping karne gayi hogi. Woh jaldi se fresh ho kar ayi or hum chai peene lage. Tabhi maine pucha woh bag mein kya layi ho. Woh boli are meri friend lucknow gayi thi waha se mere liye salwar suit layi hi. Ruko mein abhi try karke aati hu. Woh jaldi se change karke ayi. Suit toh bahut acha tha lekin Kiran ko bahut loose tha. Jab maine ye bataya toh woh sad ho gayi or isko thik nahi karwa sakte hi warna ye kharab ho jayega. Woh waaps aa gayi or hum chai peene lage. Chai ke sath sath din bhar ki baatein ho rahi thi tabhi Kiran boli Aap try karoge ye suit ek bar. Mujhe samjh nahi aya ye kaisa sawal tha. Maine kaha are ye toh tumhara hi main kaise pehn sakta hu. Woh boli ek bar try to please maine kaha thik hi or main under gaya or apne kapde nikal kar salwar suit pehna or duptta udh kar bahar aa kar Kiran ke samne khada ho gaya. Woh mujhe dekhte hi reh gayi or boli ye toh tumhe ek dum fit aya hi. Yaha baitho merr pass zara. Main uske pass baith gaya lekin thoda nervous tha kyuki apni wife ke sath pehli bar female kapdo mein tha. Thodi der baad main bola, Kiran aaj kuch paise milege kya bahut time ho gaya beer piye huye. Usne kuch bola nahi. Thodi der baad woh boli Manoj mujhe ke idea aya. Dekho tum ghar ka sara kaam sambhalo, jaise saaf safai, kapde dhona or khana bana. Toh main geeta ko mana kar dogi or jo paise mein geeta ko deti hu woh paise mein tumhe de dogi. Toh tumhe paise bhi mil jayege fir tum usse beer piyo ya kuch bhi karo. I mean tum ghar ki nai karni ban jao toh meri problem bhi solve ho jayegi or tumhari bhi. Waki jab tumhe job mil jaye toh hum kisi or ko rakh lege. Maine thodi der tak socha fir bola mere kuch sawal hi; 1-lekin mujhe toh ye sab ata hi nahi hai. 2. Agar kisi ne dekh liya toh main kya karoga. Kiran boli phele first sawal ka jawab dekhte hi fir baad ki baat bad mein karege. Usne geeta ko call kiya or sari baat bataii. Geeta boli ek school hai jaha pe ye sare kaam sikhte jate hi. Ek month mein sab sikha dege lekin rehna or khana mila kar unki fees 30K hi. Kiran boli dekho manoj ek training school hai, dursri city mein tum waha 1 month rehna or woh sab sikha dege. Maine kaha thik hi next day mein jaipur chala gaya or waha pe mujhe ghar ke sare kaam sikha diye. Lekin ek baat Maine notice ki waha pe mostly female hi the meri class mein bas mein akela adami tha. Fir bhi Maine puri lagan se sab sikha or ab mujhe ache se khana banana, safai karna or kapde dhona aa gaya tha. Aaj main wapas Kiran se milne wala hu or apne ghar jane wala hu. Bus se evening mein ghar pahucha. Door bell banai toh Kiran ne door open kiya or mujhe gale laga liya. Hum pure 1 month baad mile the. Main fresh hone chala gaya lekin mere kuch kapde gayab the. Puchne pe Kiran se bataaya ki dhobi ko diye the lena bhool gyi. Hum drawing mein baithe the tabhi geeta ayi, Kiran ne uska hisab kar diya or bola kal se mat ana. 

Fir meri taraf dekh kar boli aaj tum dinner banao Manoj mein bhi toh dekhi kya sikha hi tumne. Maine kaha thik hi. Maine jaldi se dinner bana liya or dinner karne ke baad hum sone chale gaye. Kiran apne kapde badal rahi thi mere samne hi. Waise mein bahut bar usko dekha hi kapde change karte huye toh kuch new nahi tha. 

Next day Maine breakfast banaya or breakfast karne ke baad main Kiran se bola thoda ajeeb lagta hi ek adami ho kar kitchen mein kaam karna. Kiran boli mere pass ek idea hi jise tumhari saram khatam ho jayegi. Maine pucha kya toh woh boli agar tum aise kaam karne mein saram aati hi toh tum auart ban jao. Maine kaha pagal ho gayi ho kya agar mein auart banaoga toh sab kya bolege. Kiran boli main tumhe sirf aurton ke kapde pehnne ko bol rahi hu or kuch nhi. Waki tum kon se logo ki baat kar rahe ho job tumhe jante nahi, waise bhi hame yaha kon janta hi or na hi tumhara koi friend hi. Tum toh pura din ghar mein rehte ho fir kya problem hi. Or ye sab mein tumhare bhale ke liye bol rahi hu. Ab toh geeta bhi nhi hai toh tumhe koi nahi dekhega. Ek bar try karo agar thik nahi laga woh fir dekhege. Manoj bola thik hi. Lekin kaise. Kiran boli maine sab preparation kar rakhi hi tum jaldi se apni puri body se hair nikal kar ayo. Yaad rahe sirf eyebrow or head ke alava kahi pe bhi hair na ho. Manoj ne ha toh bol diya tha lekin usse bahut dar lag raha tha. Wahi Kiran janti thi ki ek baar Manoj fash gaya toh kabhi nahi nikal payega. Kiran ne apne purane salwar kameez nikale Or sath mein cotton ki bra panty bhi. Woh sab manoj ko pehna diye sath hi bra ke under orange dal diye jisse shape aa jaye. Fir Manoj ke head pe ek long hair wig ache se chipka di jo sirf ek special solvent se hi remove ho sakti thi. Last mein uske dono hand mein 2-2 plastic ke bangles dal diya or matching duptta uske hand mein dekar boli. Tumhe pata hi iska kya karna hai. Woh duppate se Manoj ne apni chest cover kar li jaise female karti hi. Kiran boli ab chalo bahar tum se baat karna hi Or Manoj ka hath pakad kar ushe drawing room mein le ayi Or khud sofe pe baith gayi or boli dekho Manoj jaise ab tum naukrani ban gaye ho toh kuch rules jo tumhe aaj se follow karna hoge or sabse phele phele apna iphone mujhe de do kyuki ek naukarani ke hath mein itna costly mobile acha nahi lagta hi. Main tumhare liye kal dusra mobile le aaogi. Ab dhayan se sunna :- 

1. Ghar ka sara kaam tum karogi jaise saaf safai, kapde dhone, khana banana etc. 

2. Aaj se tum ish main ek naukarni ki tarah kaam karogi Or tumhara naam ab Manoj nahi manisha hi. Main sab ko bol dogi ki mere pati ko singapore mein job mil gayi hi toh woh waha gaye huye hai. 

3. Aaj se main tumhare liye tumhari wife nahi balki malkin hu. Toh chahe hum ghar mein ho ya bahar tum mujhe sirf malkin bulaoye. 

4. Ab se bina meri permission ke mere bedroom mein tum nahi aaoge. Ha sahi suna tumne mera bedroom. Tum ab se servant room mein sona kyuki main naukarni ke sath bed share nahi kar sakti hu. 

5. Main Geeta ko 6000 pay karti thi jismein woh sara kaam karti thi ghar ka. Tumhe bhi same amount pay karogi lekin tum yahi rahoge Or khana khaoge uska 5000 mein cut kar logi. Tumhe hath mein sirf 1000 milega. 

6. Aaj se tum laptop meri permission ke bina nahi touch karoge. 

Meri sari baat samjh gayi Manisha. Manoj ne jawab diya ha Kiran. Kiran Manoj ke pass ayi Or uska kaan khite huye boli abhi kya bataya tha lagta bhool gaye. Agar nahi bhoole toh bolo ji malkin. Manoj bola ji malkin. Kiran ke kaha main nahane ja rahi hu tab tak mere liye chai bana ke rakhna. Fir Kiran nahane gaye or thodi der baad jab woh wapas ayi toh usne bra panty ke sath ek transparent kurta pehna tha or niche kuch bhi nahi. Manoj toh Kiran ko dekhta hi reh kya. Usne Kiran ki chai di. Kiran ne sab dekh liya ko Manoj usko kaise dekh raha hi. Woh boli kya hua manisha mujhe kya phele dekha nahi jo itna ghor rahi ho. Ek baat or aaj se tumhari ye sex biwi tumhare sath toh rahegi lekin tum ushe touch nahi kar paoge. Aab jao apne room mein so jao or mujhe kal morning 7am tea chahiye. 

Next morning Manoj jaldi utha or chai banakar ushe tray mein rakhke, Kiran ke bedroom ka doot knock kiya. Kiran ne ushe under ane ko bola or chai peene kar baat fresh hone chali gayi. Ab Manoj ka routine ho gaya tha ek naukarni ki tarah kaam karna. Or ushe pura month ho gaya. Tabhi ek sunday ko door bell baji jab Manoj ne door open kiya toh samne Geeta khadi thi. Geeta ne pucha Kiran didi hi kya ghar mein. Manoj bola main bulata hu. Itafaq dekho Geeta bhi Manoj ko nahi pehchanpai. Dono baith kar baat karne lage. Geeta ne bataya, didi mere pass kuch ghar hi kaam karne ke liye jaise apne bataya tha toh aap manisha ko bhej sakte ho. Manoj ne jab ye baat suni toh uske pairo ke nichhe se zameen nikal gayi kyuki uske wife ne na sirf ushe naukarani banaya balki ab dusre gharo mein bhi bejh rahi hi kaam karne ke liye. Geeta ke jane ke baad Manoj ne pucha ye sab kya hi Kiran. 

Kiran boli apni aukat mat bhoolu. Manoj ne jawab diya fir mujhe dusre gharo mein kyu bhej rahe ho kaam ke liye. Kiran kehne lagi dekho tumhare pass ya toh jayeda kaam hota nahi toh agar bahar kasm karoge toh or paise milege. Wali tum dekh lo and decide karo. Manoj ne uski baat maan li or bahar ek naukarni ki tarah kaam karne jane laga or jaldi ho bahut paise kamane laga. Jis wajah se usne apni ek khud ki agency open kar li jaha woh maid ko job deta hi. Lekin insab cheezo mein Manoj ne apna gender or identity kho di or ab sabhi ushe manisha ke naam se jante hi. 

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