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 Meri wife gusse mein boli Pankaj 2 yrs ho gaye hi kab milegi tumhe job. Maine wahi purana jawab diya ki main try to toh kar raha hu. 

Mera naam Pankaj hi Or main apni wife alka se sath Delhi main rehta hu. Meri love marriage hui hi. Jis wajah se mere papa ne mere se rista todh diya. Alka ki family mein mummy daddy ke sath 2 bhai or bhabhi bhi hi. Bada bhai America mein job karta hi or wahi rehta hai. Waise woh festival mein india aata hi. 

Maine MBa kiya hi or kafi companies mein job kiya hi. Lekin mein apna business karna chahta hu. Iske liye maine ek website banwai online medicine sale ki or khud job se resign karke woh kam karne laga. Abhi kaam chal hi raha tha ki corona ko wajah se business band ho gaya. Mere pass jo paise the usse thoda survive ho gaya. Ab hamara ghar meri wife ki salary se chalata hai. Woh ek IT company in job karti hai. 

Merin wife bahut sundar hai. Wahi mein dekhne mein ek avarge ladka hu jo eyeglass pahenta hu or meri puri body pe bahut hairs hai. Meri awaz bahut patli hi ek dum ladki ki tarah. Bahut sare log toh call pe mujhe madam bol dete hi but i dont mind. Mmeri wife or Maine saving karke ek 1BHK ghar bhi le liya hi jo mere in-law ke ghar ke pass mein hi. Sabhi meri bahut respect karte hi kyuki mein sabki help karta hu. Lekin ek male hone ki wajah se male ego bhi high hoti hi. 

Present - Maine apni wife alka se kaha, ab toh mujhe koi bhi job mil jaye mein karo ga kyuki ghar mein rehte rehte mein pagal ho gaya hu. Usne mujhe console kiya or boli mil jayegi job paresan mat ho. Bahut time ho gaya tha or ab toh interview call bhi nahi hai. Ek din hum ghar ke pass mein bane huye Vegas mall mein gaye thodi grocery shopping karni thi. Waha meri wife ki friend mili jiska naam Preeti tha or meri wife ke sath kaam karti thi. Ab woh apna business karti hi. Hum teeno CCD mein gye coffee peene ke liye. Baaton-2 mein preeti ne pucha main kya kar raha hu aaj. Alka bolo yar 2 yrs ho gaye job search karte huye lekin job nahi hi. Usne meri profile puchi. Maine bataya main account management karta tha. Waise MBA completed hu. Wou thoda soch mein padh gayi or boli ek opening toh hi mere pass same profile ke liye. Lekin hum female candidate dekh rahe hi. Maine pucha female hi kyu.  Woh bolo Maine ek HR consultancy open ki. Jo female ko job deti hi jiske liye hume tax mein exampted milta hi. Hum male hire nahi kar sakte hi. Maine pucha waise kitni salary hoti agar hire karte toh usne bataya 10L ka annual package hota. 

Alka boli kahi or job ho toh batana preeti. Bahut time ho gaya hi without job toh paresan rehte hi. Preeti ne thoda socha or boli mere pass ek plan hi agar tum dono ready ho or Pankaj ko. Mere office mein. Alka ne pucha, abhi toh tum kuch or bol rahi thi. Preeti boli dekho abhi toh officd close chal raha hi toh Pankaj ghar se kaam kar lega. Mostly calls hogi weekly uske liye, Pankaj ki awaz female ko tarah hi toh ushe koi problem nahi hona chahiye. Bas female gender use kar baat karte huye like kar rahi hu, bol rahi hu etc. 

Maine pucha lekin jab office open ho jayega tab. Preeti boli waise abhi 2 month hi office open hone mein or main office mein sabko sach bata dogi, lekin tumhe office ek female ki tarah join karna padega kyuki kabhi bhi check karne wale aa jate hi. Maine kaha ye toh bahut badi problem hi. Preeti boli are Pankaj mein tumhe koi roz saree pehnkar nahi ane ko bol rahi hu. Tum female jeans or top mein office aa sakte ho. Rahi baat female dressup ki toh kitne actor bhi toh female role karte hi bas thodi practice karna hota hi. Last mein preeti boli Yar mein itni hi help kar sakti hu abhi. Agar koi or job aya toh bata dogi. Lekin woh kab ayegi mujhe nahi pata. Thodi der baat karne ke baad hum wapas ghar aa gaye. 

Ghar pahuch kar Alka ne dinner banaya or khane ke bad usne job ki baat karte huye bola, tumhe kaise laga Preeti ka idea. Main bola woh bhi koi job hi. Job ke liye mujhe ladki banna padega. Log kya sochege mere bare mein ki main hijra hu. Alka boli yar tumne puri baat nahi suni usne bataya tha abhi toh ghar se kaam karna hi waki baad mein ladki banna hi. Or tum hi toh kehte the ki koi bhi job karo ga. Main bola ha Maine bola tha koi bhi job lekin uske liye mujhe female banne ko nhi bola tha. Alka boli acha ye batao problem kya hi ladki bankar job karne mein. Maine kaha problem toh nahi hi lekin jab sabko pata chalega toh log kya sochege. Alka boli ye sab kon log hai. Dekho tumhare papa or sabhi ristedaro ne humse rista todh liya. Tumhara koi friend bhi hamari help ke liye nahi aya. OrAb baat rahi mere mummy daddy ki toh unke pass chalte hi or sab bata dete hi unhe. 

Next day hum unke ghar gaye waise toh woh ghar ke pass hi rehte the toh kabhi bhi chale jao. Ghar pe mummy daddy or chota bhai or uski wife ghar pe the. Badi bhabhi bhaiya ke pass US gayi hui thi. As usual mera ache se welcome kiya. Baat karte karte meri MIL ne pucha beta job ka kuch hua kya. Alka boli mummy job ka ek offer toh aya lekin ek problem hi Pankaj ko. Mummy ne pucha kya baat hi beta. Alka ne jawab diya, job toh mil raha hi mummy lekin ek ladki ki tarah kaam karna hoga inko kyuki jaha job hi woh sirf female ko hire karte hi. Toh ye dar rahe hi ki aap kya sochege. Daddy toh kuch bole nahi lekin mummy boli beta tum hamare damad ho, Lekin ghar kharach uthna bhi tumhara farz hi. Hame koi problem nahi tum kya pehnte ho bas koi galat kaam mat karna jisse hamara Or tumhara sar jhuk jaye. Main pucha or bhabhi. Mummy boli beta auarto ko jayeda sochne ki jarrut nahi hoti or na hi bolo ki. Toh jo apko thik lage karo. 

Maine thoda chain ko saas li. Dinner kiya or hum wapas ghar aa gaye.  ghar pahuch kar Alka ne pucha ab toh karoge job. Maine kaha ha. Lekin ab aghe karege. Fir Alka ne mujhe veet name ki cream di or boli isse apne pure body pe laga lo neck ke niche se or 10min wait karna. Maine waise hi kiya or jab pani dala body pe toh mere pure hair nikal gaye or body ek dum hairless ho gaye. Fir Alka ne mujhe apne purane salwar kameez diya or boli ye pehn lo. Maine apne normal underwear ke oper se woh pehn liye. Waise mujhe kuch jayeda problem nahi ho rahi thi except one jismein Alka ne mujhe salwar ka node badhna sikhna tha. Jo main jaldi seekh gaya. Ab maine salwar kameez ke sath duptta liya tha. Aisa hi 3 din tak chalta raha. Alka ko mummy ke yaha jana tha, woh chali gayi lekin mujhe bataya nahi ki usne online vegetable order kiye hi. Jaise hi door knock hua maine jaldi se kapde change karke veg collect karli. Jab Alka wapas ayi toh main uspe gussa hone laga ki usne mujhe bataya nahi ki koi delivery karne ke liye ayega. Mujhe jaldi mein apne kapde change karne pade kyuki maine salwar kameez pehna tha. Woh hasne lagi or meri problem samjh gayi or boli tum tension mat lo mai kuch karti hu taki next time aise na ho. 

 Next day Woh boli aaj pehle market chalna hi kyuki kuch zaruri saman lena hi.Hum dono market gaye or alka ek cosmetic shop mein jane lagi toh Maine kaha mein yahi ruk jata hu waha bahut sare female hai. Usne kaha chalo under lekin Maine mana kiya or bar bar female crowd ko blame kiya. Woh akeli chali gayi or kareeb 30min bad nikali. Uske hath mein 2 bade bade jute ke bag the. Ek bag mujhe dekar boli ab ghar chalo. Or hum ghar aa gye. Kyuki abhi 1pm hi tha toh humne lunch kiya uske bad mujhe boli ye jeans or tshirt nikal kar mujhe de do. Maine waise hi kiya. Usne woh kapde apni almira mein rakh diya jaha mere waki ki pants or shirts rakhe huye the. Maine pucha mein kya pehnoga abhi toh boli ruko abhi deti hu tumhe kapde. Fir jo bag hum le kar aye the usmein se ek red panty or bra nikali or mujhe dekar boli ye pehn lo. kyuki job karna tha, toh maine panty toh pehn lo lekin bra mujhe pehnna nahi ata tha. Alka ne meri help ki bra ka hook lagne mein or mujhe practice bhi karwai take next time mein khud se laga lo bra. Uske bad bag se 2 ballons nikale or ek ek meri bra ke cup mein insert kar diya. jisse meri bra tight or heavy go gayi. Fir same type ke pad nikale or meri panty mein bhi rakh diye. Jisse mein hip thode bade lagne lage. Uska bad white salwar kameez mujhe di pehnne ke liye. Jo maine aram se pehn li lekin aaj kurta meri chest pe tight tha kyuki ab mere chest pe breast the. Uske bad boli stool pe baith jao or apne hand samne rakho. Maine pucha kya karne wale ho toh boli jaisa bola waise karo. maine samne table pe apne hath rakh kar baith gaya. Alka ne dusre bag se ek small box nikala jismein artificial nail or ek white botttle thi. Phele bottle se kuch liquid mere nail pe lagaya or ek ek karke artificial nails mere origional nails pe chipka diye or boli thoda wait karo mein washroom se aa rahi hu. Main yahi soch raha tha kaha fash gaya. kareeb 15 min Alka wapas ayi jab toh uske hath mein red nail polish ki bottle thi. Phele usne nail check kiye fir nails ko paint karna start kiya. Mere hand ke nail ke sath mere toe nails ko bhi red paint kar diya. Mere hand ab ladkiyon ki tarah dikhne lage the. Woh khadi ho gayi or mujhe boli main abhi ati hu kahi jana nahi. Thodi der bad apna bangles box le kar ayi. Woh box mere samne rakh kar boli, Pankaj mujhe pata hi apko ring pehnne ki adat nahi hi tabhi toh apne shadi ki ring bhi nahi hi. Lekin ab baat kuch or hi. Fir usne 4 gold ke bangles nikal or mujhe dikha kar pucha tumhe yaad hi ye tum mere liye laye the lekin mein toh dusre pehnti hu. toh ab tum ye pehnoge. Maine kaha ye toh bahut small hi meri wrist mein nahi jayege woh boli dekhte hi. or try karne lagi lekin small size ki wajah se ja nahi rahe the woh meri wrist mein. Thoda or try karne ke bad maine kaha please ruk jao pain ho raha hi bahut lekin woh kaha manne wali thi. Alka bathroom se shampoo le kar ayi or meri wrist pe laga diya ache se. Or fir se bagles try kiye. My shock woh ek bar mein hi meri wrist mein chale gaye. fir Alka ne meri wrist mein laga shampoo wash kar diya. or boli dekho chudiyon ke bina auart auart nahi hoti or ye toh sirf 2 hi toh tumhe problem nahi hogi. Lekin pata nahi futur emein kitni pehnna pade toh abhi se tumhari training hi.

Uske bad meri finger ne ek ring bhi pehna di or boli ye hamari shadi ki ring hi jo tumhe nahi pehni thi lekin ab se pehnogi. Fir bag se ek box nikala or uske under wig thi. Woh wig ko mere head pe ache se set karke Alka boli apna head hilana. Maine waise hi kiya or woh nikali nahi. Ab alka boli khud ko dekhna chahte ho mirror mein maine ha kaha toh mujhe apne dressing room ke mirror ke samne le gayi. Jaha main nahi balki ek sundar ladki khadi hui thi. Alka ne duptta meri chest pe set karte huye kaha mujhe nahi lagta ki ab tumhe Pankaj naam suit karta hi. Toh ab se hum Pooja bulayege or jab tak tum ready nahi ho jati bahar wali duniya se milne ke liye tab tak ghar mein hi rahoge or meri help karogi kaam mein. Samjh gayi pooja. Maine kaha ha.