Office Job

 Mera naam Manoj hi. Main apni wife Poonam ke sath delhi ke dwarka mein rehta hu. Hamara ek 5 yrs ka kid bhi hi. Main ek private company mein job karta hu jo ek startup bhi hai or hamari company realestate mein deal karti hai. or meri salary thik thak hi. Matlab 1L/month mil jata hai. Lekin ek mere sath ek problem hi ki mujhe daily travel karke noida jana padta hi. Jo mere liye bahut hectic and stress wala hota hi. Meri manager ka naam Babita hi. Poonam bhi pehle job karti thi lekin kid hone ke baad usne job karne se mana kar diya. Lekin woh Babita madam ko bahut ache se janti hi.

Ek din Poonam mujhe boli Manoj main ghar mein akele bore ho jati hu toh soch rahi hu ki main bhi koi job join karlu. Mera timepass bhi ho jayega or kuch paise bhi mil jayege. Main bola ye toh bahut achi baat hi. Tum babita maam se baat kyu nhi karti ho. Hamare office mein telecaller ki requirement hi. Poonam boli thik hai main baat karti hu. Main ye batana toh bhul gayi ki Poonam ki family delhi mein hi rehti hi. Mummy papa bhaiya or bhai ke sath rehte hi.

Poonam ne babita maam se baat ki or usko job toh mil gayi lekin ek condition ke sath ki, tumhe roz office ana hoga. Poonam boli mujhe accept hi. Aaj poonam bahut khush thi. Jab Manoj ghar aya toh Poonam ne usko good news di. Manoj bola ab tum bhi meri tarah metro mein 1 hrs khade ho kar jana kyuki seat toh milti nahi. Poonam boli koi baat bhi, main kuch dil jhel logi or paise save karke hum car le lege. Waise bhi mummy ke pass car hai or hamare pass nahi. Kuch dino baad Poonam ne bhi job join kar liya. Ab Manoj or Poonam dono sath mein metro se office jate. Lekin Poonam female coach mein travel karti wahi Manoj general coach mein. Poonam ko easily seat mil jati. Jisse woh pure raste mein refresh feel karti hi. Ek din Manoj bahut gusse mein tha jab woh log wapas aa rahe the. Poonam ne pucha, are kya hua aaj kal tum bahut gusse mein rehte ho. Manoj bola, are yar kya baatao ek toh ye marketing ki job or dusra metro mein seat bhi nahi milti hi. Na morning mein or na evening mein. Poonam boli evening mein toh mujhe bhi problem hoti hi or koi seat nahi milti but morning mein coach empty hota hi. Poonam boli tumhe pata hi, Babita madam 3 months ke liye leave pe ja rahi hi or mujhe sabko manage karne ke liye bola hi. Manoj bola, iska matlab sabhi telecaller ko team lead karogi. Poonam boli yes. 

Time nikal raha tha or Poonam or Manoj apne kaam mein busy the. Tabhi ek din Manoj bola, Main soch raha hu papa ke pass ho kar aa gaya. Poonam boli are yar tum hamesha waha kyu jate ho. Manoj bola are woh mere pass hi or tumhe kya problem ho rahi hi. Agar tumhe nahi jana toh mat jao lekin main toh jaoga. Poonam ko gussa toh bahut aa raha tha lekin usne kuch bola nahi. Manoj apne ghar gaya or kuch time ke baad ghar wapas aa gaya.

Aajkal Manoj bahut gusse mein rehta hi. Ek din Manoj ne Poonam ko bataya yar main ye marketing ki job se resign kar raha hu. Poonam ne pucha akhir hua kya hai. Manoj bola ek toh roj metro mein khade ho kar jao or uske baad pura din field mein ja kar client se milo. Main sach mein bahut frustrate ho gaya hu. Poonam boli are tum bekar mein hi tension le rahe ho.  Manoj bola are yar tumhe pata nahi main kis situation mein hu abhi.  Poonam boli toh kya resign karne se tumhari problem solve ho jayegi or agar tumhe lagta hi toh tum hi meri job kar kuch karwa do. Tum toh waise bhi pura din AC mein rehti ho. Poonam boli dekho main office mein baat karti hu agar tumhare liye koi office ki job nikal aye. 

Next day jab Poonam wapas ayi toh Manoj ne pucha batao kuch baat hui kya. Poonam boli are mujhe pani toh peene do phir baat karte hi. Manoj ne Poonam ko pani diya or phir same baat puchi. Poonam boli are yar mera dimag kharab hi waise bhi. Aaj ek teammate ne job se resign kar diya. Ab mujhe kisi ko hire karna padega. Jab maine ye baat HR ko batai toh woh boli dekho office job ke liye tum female ko hi hire kar sakte ho. Mere pass kuch resume hi tum dekh lo ya phir main kisi ko call karke interview ke liye bula leti hu.  Next day HR ka call Poonam ke pass aya or woh boli, ek candidate aya hi interview ke liye toh please meri cabin mein aa jao. Jab Poonam waha pahuchi toh usne dekha waha pe ek male candidate tha. Thodi der mein interview finish ho gaya or maine ush candidate ko reject kar diya.  Phir Poonam ne HR se pucha, aap toh bol rahe the ki female mostly prefer candidate hi lekin apne toh male candidate ko interview ke liye bulaya tha. HR boli tumne sayad dekha nahi thik hi. Woh dekhne mein toh male tha lekin uske gesture ek dum female wale the. Aise candidate ek toh kam demanding hote hi or dusra female employee inke sath comfortable hoti hi. Agar tumhare pass koi candidate ho aisa toh hum usko interview ke liye bula sakte hi. Manoj ne pucha matlab mera kaam nahi hua. Poonam boli mere pass ek idea. Agar woh kaam kar gaya toh hum dono ka problem solve ho jayega. Manoj ne pucha batao kya,  Poonam ne manoj ko ek video clip dikhai. Manoj bola ismein new kya hi ek ladki hi jo dance kar rahi hi. Poonam boli thik se dekho ek bar woh ladki nahi ladka hi lekin uske gesture dekhkar koi bol nhi sakta hi ki woh ladka hi. Kya tum aisa baan sakte ho. Manoj bola are main hijra nahi hu. Poonam boli mera question hi agar tum aisa ban sakte ho toh main tumhari office ki job lagwa sakti hu. Manoj bola dekho mujhe nahi lagta ki main ye kar paaoga. Toh phir tum koi dusri job search karlo or ek baat batao tum mard aise kyu hote ho, hamesha ghamandi. Manoj bola main waisa nahi hu lekin ye sab kuch bahut jayeda ho raha hi or tum sayad bhul rahi ho ki agar main ladkiyon jaise ban jaoga toh mohale wale kya kahege. Tumhare ghar wale or mere papa kya kahega. Poonam boli ab tum kuch jayeda load le rahe ho. Dekho sabse phele tumhe khud decide karna hi ki tumhe ye office ki job chahiye ya nahi. Agar tumhe lagta hi tum ye sab kar sakte ho toh main tumhe promise karti hu ki main tumhari puri help karogi or mujhe kisi ki koi parwah nahi hi. Manoj ne pucha interview kab hi. Poonam boli dekho mujhe maximum 1 month mein ye vaccancy fill karna hoga toh ye maan ke chalo tumhare pass 20 din hi. Manoj bola woh tum mujhe pe chordo or ek baat yaad rakhna main ye sab tumhare liye kar rahi hu toh please ab meri sab baat manna. Manoj bola thik hai.

Next day Poonam boli Manoj aaj tum ache se shave karna or please ye beard bhi nikal dena. Manoj bola are maine last 3 yrs se beard clean nahi ki. Poonam boli lekin ab karna padega. Toh please jaldi jao. Manoj thodi der mein bathroom se nikla or bola dekha mera face kitna different lag raha hi. Poonam boli bahut ache lag rahe ho or apni ek jegging dekar boli ye try karo. Manoj bola ye toh bahut small lag rahi hi kya mujhe ayegi. Poonam boli tum paresan mat ho ek bar try toh karo. Manoj ne woh legging badi muskil se pehni or Poonam ke pass gaya or bola dekho ye bahut tight hi. Poonam boli lekin tumhare legs pe thik lag rahi hi even bahut achi lag rahi hi. Manoj bola lekin main isse nikaloga kaise. Poonam boli jaise pehna tha. Phir se Manoj ko hardwrok karna pada woh legging nikalne ke liye. Poonam sab kuch dekh rahi thi or phir Manoj ke pass ayi or boli, mujhe lagta hi tumhe abhi tak samjh nahi aya ki tumhe kya banna hi. Dekho tumhe ek auart ki tarah banna hi or unki tarah hi kapde pehnna hi lekin puri tarah nahi. Aaj mere sath market chalo main tumhari training start karti hu ab. Phir Poonam Manoj ki lekar market gayi. Sabse phele woh ek beauty product shop pe gaye or waha se Poonam ne Manoj ke size ki panty or bra liye. Phir woh log ek shoes shop pe gaya or Manoj ke pair ke size ki heel wali sandals li. Last mein Poonam Manoj ki ek unisex beauty parlor le gayi.  Jaha pe Manoj ki puri body ki waxing ki gayi, uske eyebrow trim ki gayi, manicure and pedicure bhi kiya gaya. Sath mein Poonam ne uske nails thode long karwa diye or uspe nude polish karwa di. Uske baad woh dono ghar wapas aa gaye. Pure raste Manoj apne hath ko dekh raha tha kyuki usko samjh nahi aa raha tha ki itne long nails ke sath woh kaise survive karega. Ghar pahuchte hi Poonam boli Manoj apne kapde nikalo or yaha khade ho jao tab tak main tumhare liye kapde lati hu. Thodi der mein Poonam apne purana salwar suit lekar ayi or Manoj ko dekar boli ab se tum yahi kapde pehnoge. Manoj ne sabse pehle poonam ke hath se woh Panty le kar pehnli. Panty hips pe padded thi. Manoj bola mujhe bra pehnna nahi ata. Poonam boli woh main sikha deti hu. Waise tumhe bas ye kuch time ke liye hi pehnna hi. Ek bar tumhe inki adat ho jayegi phir tumhe iski zarurat nahi. Phir Manoj ne woh bra pehn li. Uske baad Poonam ne Manoj ko apni purani legging or top diye pehnne ko. Manoj ne woh pehn liye. Ab Manoj ek hijra ki tarah lag raha tha. Poonam ne usko dekha or boli ab dekho main tumhe walk karna or baat karte hue hand movement kaise karte hi woh sikhati hu.

Dhire dhire Manoj aurton ki tarah chalna sikh gaya tha. Poonam bhi uska hardwork dekhkar happy thi. Lekin abhi bhi Manoj ko kuch or sikhna tha. Poonam ne usko dekha or boli dekho tum kafi point tak ek female ki tarah baat karne lage ho, walk bhi karne lage ho. Mujhe lagta hi ab tum interview ke liye ready ho. Main kal hi HR se tumhari profile share karti hu or woh tumhe interview ke liye call karegi.

2 din baad Manoj ke pass interview call ayi. HR ne ushe interview ke liye bulaya or uska selection bhi ho gaya. Jab Poonam ghar pe ayi toh Manoj ne usko bataya ki usko job mil gayi hi. Poonam boli congratulation. Chalo ab se hum dono hi sath mein office ja sakte hi.....Ab Manoj bhi happy tha or ache se job kar raha tha.